- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I am a mime

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Robin, get in the car!

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