- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Actually it was me Josh brown

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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