- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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