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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

A bar walks into a man

Albino African Americans

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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