- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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