- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

My cat just died.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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