- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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