- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Where's my baby??

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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