- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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