- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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