- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Dwarf Shortage

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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