- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

How you know when dislextic

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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