- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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