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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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