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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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