For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

I think everybody should have a penis.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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