- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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