What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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