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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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