- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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