- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

hers a joke... japanese people

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