- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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