- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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