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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

every cloud has a silver lining

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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