What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Poop

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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