- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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