- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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