whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Donald Trump

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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