How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Pain Olympics.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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