- Anti Joke

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust