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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish