Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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