Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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