Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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