- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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