Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Your mother is so fat.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do I hate? people

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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