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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Get on the boat.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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