My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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