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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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