- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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