- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

i'm hard

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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