- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

i dont fisish anythi

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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