- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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