- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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