- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A man did not like this site

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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