- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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