- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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