- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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