- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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