- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

A black man walks out of a police station

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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