Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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