- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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