no rasist joks

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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