- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A gay man watches football.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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