What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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