- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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