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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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