- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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