You are joking right?

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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