What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

So a horse walks into a barn.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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