- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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