Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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