- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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