How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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