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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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