- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

why did the blue berry cross the road

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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