- Anti Joke

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.