Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

Vagina Boob

A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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