how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What comes after 69? 70

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Dumbledore dies.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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