How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Faithful men.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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