Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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