- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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