Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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I had a submarine.... once

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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womens rights

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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