How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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