- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

God is real.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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