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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

i like it in the mouth

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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