- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

i like it in the mouth

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