- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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