A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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