- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What's big and purple? Barney

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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