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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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