Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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You are joking right?

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Badabing.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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