Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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