- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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