Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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