A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

David Cameron

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

angelo snyder is not ga

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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