what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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