- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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