KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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