- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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