Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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