- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

whats hairy and crys your mom

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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