womens rights

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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