- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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