- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Bob Saget that is all

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