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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

you will like this because i am black.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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