If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Get up Look in the mirror

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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