- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A guy at a baseball game....

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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