- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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