I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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