Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What comes after Friday? A ?.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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