- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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