What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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