What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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women's rights.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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