- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

civil rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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