- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

So a baby seal walks into a club...

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

your mom.

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