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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

knock knock who's there? faith

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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