*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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what are you mike bibby?

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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AIDS

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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