- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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