- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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