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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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