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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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