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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Drew Knowles is gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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