I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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