why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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I had a submarine.... once

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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