- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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