Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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