- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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