What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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