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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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