- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

a black man walks out of popeyes

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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