- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

guess what? bannanas

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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