- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

men's rights activists

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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