Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Women's Rights

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Anti Joke

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