- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

hey guys im gay

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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