A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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