- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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