- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Men's rights

why dont they make black forks

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Japan

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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