Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Good job, son.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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