they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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