Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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