Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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