What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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