- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

The word "Walter" is never funny.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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