Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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