- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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