- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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