- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

why are balck people black because they are

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

yolo your orange looks orange

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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I'm Polish.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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