Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Anti Joke

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