- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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