- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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