Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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