- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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