What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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