You know what's a real drag? A club foot

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

I'm homeless.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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