- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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