I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Chuck Norris.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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