- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

all these jokes are horrible now

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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