- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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