AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

I put my baby in a microwave.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

womens rights.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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