a black man pays his child support

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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