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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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