- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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