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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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