Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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