An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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knock,knock you suck

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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