An Asian with a big dick.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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