- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??