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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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