some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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